Stupid Funny Quotes Biography
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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Ignorance, Dangerous, Sincere
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
Genius, Difference, Between
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Universe, Sure, Infinite
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Ignorance, Dangerous, Sincere
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P. J. O'Rourke
Love, Power, Society
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
Hunter S. Thompson
Society, Guilty, Crime
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
Good, Bad, Optimism
There is no sin except stupidity.
Oscar Wilde
Except, Sin
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa
Universe, Building, Basic
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert A. Heinlein
Power
To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Forget, Purpose
Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Women, Men, Woman
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
War, Hate, Soldier
Stupidity is a talent for misconception.
Edgar Allan Poe
Talent
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Edith Sitwell
Proud, Patient
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
Pope John Paul II
God, Gift, Misuse
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Politics, Handicap
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard
May, Genius, Thus
Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.
Albert Camus
Getting, Knack
I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
Charlie Sheen
Time, Children, Enjoy
We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain looking inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.
Stephen Hawking
Small, Greed, Looking
Do not ever say that the desire to 'do good' by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.
Ayn Rand
Good, Desire, Nor
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers
Mess
People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something.
Sarah McLachlan
Help, Ignorance, Understand
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason.
Ayn Rand
Money, Men, Reason
Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity.
Michel de Montaigne
Best, Opinion, Stubborn
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock
Life, Sometimes, Wish
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Doctor, Weakness, Lawyer
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
Patience, Alcohol, Infinite
Stupidity talks, vanity acts.
Victor Hugo
Vanity, Acts, Talks
Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.
Chris Lowe
Ego, Arrogance, Huge
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert
Happiness, Health, Good
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
Edward Abbey
Alone, Pretty, Sometimes
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke
College, Sent
True popularity comes from acts of kindness rather than acts of stupidity.
Bo Bennett
True, Kindness, Rather
No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.
Jacques Yves Cousteau
Discover, Tries, Involve
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke
College, Sent
The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.
John Steinbeck
Word, Discipline, Both
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.
Konrad Adenauer
God, Fact, Unfair
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Frank Leahy
Pain, Egotism, Anesthetic
People get a kick out of my stupidity.
Dolly Parton
Kick
There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.
Charles Caleb Colton
Deceived, Frauds
No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.
Fernando Pessoa
Acceptance, Idea, General
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
Scott Adams
Power, Future, Focus
Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.
Friedrich Schiller
Against, Themselves, Gods
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
Universe, Common, Elements
Here is true immorality: ignorance and stupidity; the devil is nothing but this. His name is Legion.
Gustave Flaubert
True, Ignorance, Here
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Vladimir Nabokov
Music, Simple, Crime
We are bound to lose Ireland in consequence of years of cruelty, stupidity and misgovernment and I would rather lose her as a friend than as a foe.
William E. Gladstone
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Gustave Flaubert
Democracy, Dream, Whole
Stupidity is something unshakable; nothing attacks it without breaking itself against it; it is of the nature of granite, hard and resistant.
Gustave Flaubert
Nature, Against, Breaking
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Edwin Land
Creativity, Sudden, Cessation
The stupidity of people comes from having an answer for everything. The wisdom of the novel comes from having a question for everything.
Milan Kundera
Wisdom, Question, Answer
Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Mad, Often, Saves
You can't argue with stupidity.
Jermaine Jackson
Argue
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams
Public, General
Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.
William Gaddis
Ignorance, Deliberate
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Friedrich Schiller
Struggle, Themselves, Gods
We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves.
Paul Gauguin
Until, Ourselves
'Stupidity' defines the mental state wherein we acknowledge that we've never been smarter as individuals and yet somehow we've never felt stupider. We now collectively inhabit a state of stupidity.
Douglas Coupland
State, Felt, Mental
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
Karl Kraus
Force, Earthquake, Match
I have met with some of them - very honest fellows, who, with all their stupidity, had a kind of intelligence and an upright good sense, which cannot be the characteristics of fools.
Giacomo Casanova
Good, Sense, Honest
You can't legislate against stupidity.
Jesse Ventura
Against, Legislate
A newspaper is a public trust, and we will suffer as a society without them. It is not the Internet that has killed them. It is their own greed, it is their own stupidity, and it is capitalism that has taken our daily newspapers from us.
Michael Moore
Trust, Society, Daily
Just as the performance of the vilest and most wicked deeds requires spirit and talent, so even the greatest demand a certain insensitivity which under other circumstances we would call stupidity.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
Greatest, Talent, Spirit
Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.
Lewis Black
Stupid, Obvious, Plain
But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility.
Erwin Rommel
Courage, Military, Against
The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas for years.
Tom Coburn
Food, Government, Waste
Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.
Spider Robinson
Malice, Attribute, Reasonably
Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating that intelligence. Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none.
Claude Chabrol
While, Limits, None
Creative Artists Agency put together a project of extraordinary mediocrity and colossal stupidity. Otherwise, it was great.
Mikhail Baryshnikov
Great, Together, Creative
You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.
Franz Grillparzer
Stupid, Friend, Almost
I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.
John Malkovich
Incredible, Obviously
Punk was originally about creating new, important, energetic music that would hopefully threaten the status quo and the stupidity of the 1970s.
Jello Biafra
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