Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life Biography
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Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you’re sleeping with.
You only see that the money is not the most important thing in life when you have it.
The pleasures of life can be both innocent and guilty.
Don’t complain about life, it may not have been there at first place.
The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.
And for the rest of his life he saw the brick flying at him.
Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain.
Every day you want to relive your life over, but not every day you can find with whom.
The more you plan, the less you have time to enjoy the life itself.
I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don’t buy and eat anything.
If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield.
A human is afraid of two things: to live and to die. He gets used to everything else gradually.
An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true.
A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily…
If you got tired of living, don’t share your thoughts with all your friends – they might not give you a chance to change your mind…
Funny sayings – descriptions about life
Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month.
Life is life, no matter the pose.
Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.
Life is a race where everyone is trying to lead so that they would finish last.
Life is a book and the army is a page, torn at the most interesting chapter.
Life is like a train journey. Someone gets in, someone gets off, and someone switches the wagon.
Life is a game where there is no ‘setup’.
Life is like a fairy tale – the further the scarier.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Robert Frost83% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".
Erma Bombeck83% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson83% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin82% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
While there's life, there's hope.
Marcus Tullius Cicero82% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
We can't plan life. All we can do is be available for it.
Lauryn Hill82% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov81% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace81% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
Erich Fromm80% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Life is never easy for those who dream.
Robert James Waller79% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Robert Byrne79% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
Harvey Fierstein79% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billings79% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach79% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
People living deeply have no fear of death.
Anais Nin79% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Life is half spent before we know what it is.
George Herbert78% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha78% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain76% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.
Arthur Miller74% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
I love life because what more is there.
Anthony Hopkins74% of people like this quoteHate itLove it
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