Funny Quotes On T Shirts Biography
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I dig cute zombies.
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
Out of my mind… back in five.
Submitted by: Tegan
Don’t feed the monkey!
Submitted by: Tegan =)
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
Submitted by: Marc Caprolione
Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).
Submitted by: Ezan
Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)
Submitted by: Ezan
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
Submitted by: Ezan
Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.
Submitted by: Ezan
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.
Submitted by: harvey
Those who read this are ugly.
Submitted by: Rodney Pascual
Don’t waste a perfectly good opportunity; do it, before you can’t.
Submitted by: Jenna
Sorry girls, I only date models!
Submitted by: Rajbeer
When God created me, he was showing off to zeus!
Wanna hear a secret? (on back) then go ask your little sister!
Ahem. My face is up there ^ some people are so stupid!.
Submitted by: Lily Potter
Warning: You might fall in love with me.
Submitted by: Yungluki
Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.
Submitted by: A Pretty Nobody
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Submitted by: chloe pearson
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
Submitted by: heidi k
I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.
Submitted by: Franck
What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!
Submitted by: Rockstar Tia
This is not a plain t- shirt.
Submitted by: jazonix
I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.
Submitted by: fishstick
I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)
Submitted by: Hulahop
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
Submitted by: elster
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
Blink carefully….
…………
the world is changing.
Submitted by: Mujahid Ghalib
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
Submitted by: simita
I know it.
Submitted by: simeona
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Submitted by: Stedegamot
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
Submitted by: Kailey
Does this shirt make me look fat?
Submitted by: loli
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
Submitted by: Pie
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
Submitted by: Tp007
Do Not Read.
Submitted by: Bruce the Juice
I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
Submitted by: Hello kitty
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.
Submitted by: Hello kitty
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Submitted by: crissybabiee
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
Submitted by: Maraya robbins
People look up after reading it.
Submitted by: bipin
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Submitted by: lithungo
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
Submitted by: Mark Sipot
Quality never goes out of style.
Submitted by: glycoma
I graduated from the school of money making.
Submitted by: glycoma
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
Submitted by: Hulcus
I never finish anythi…
Submitted by: pete
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
Submitted by: someone
Love me or hate me….I’m yours
CAUTION! I am drunk
I am single but ready to mingle
Hmm…can we talk!!
Submitted by: vishal
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
Submitted by: Zoe
Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!
Submitted by: Nii
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
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