Birthday Funny Quotes Biography
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To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
Lionel Blue
Enemy, Wish, Surprise
My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
Guy Johnson
Poetry, Mother, Said
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
Kirstie Alley
Happy, Party, Binge
People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped.
Nadine Gordimer
Gift, Another, Wrapped
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
Karl Jaspers
Life, Work, Philosophy
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
Barry White
Music, School, Year
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
Catherine Bell
Fun, Special, Face
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Art Buchwald
Again, Wonderful, Security
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
Gloria Stuart
Nice, Everybody, July
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
Annette Funicello
Walk, Star, Fame
I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.
Stephen Hopkins
Waiting, Night, Face
I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
Gloria Stuart
Strong, Cake, Enjoying
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
Molly Sims
Mom, Makes, She
At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake.
Goran Ivanisevic
Happy, Heart, Her
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
Ruth Warrick
Good, Fun, Surprise
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Age, Woman, Her
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
Audrey Hepburn
Success, Finding, Reaching
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
Demetri Martin
Christmas, Happy, Said
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Death, Fear, Last
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
Best, Respect, Woman
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.
Kurt Vonnegut
Best, Good, Everybody
Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!
Colin Powell
Great, Feeling, Hit
It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.
Stevie Nicks
Music, Dad, Mom
Any time women come together with a collective intention, it's a powerful thing. Whether it's sitting down making a quilt, in a kitchen preparing a meal, in a club reading the same book, or around the table playing cards, or planning a birthday party, when women come together with a collective intention, magic happens.
Phylicia Rashad
Time, Women, Book
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.
Joe DiMaggio
Sports, Forward, Happen
I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.
Amanda Seyfried
Suit
Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.
Anne Lamott
Makes, Bitter, Neglected
Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.
Adele
Famous, Living, Young
You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room.
Jennifer Lopez
Romantic, Love, Time
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.
Anne Lamott
Worst, Another, Shock
Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom.
Rene Russo
Time, Wisdom, Wish
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.
Kelly Clarkson
Turkey, Shooting
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
Sloane Crosley
Good, Memory, Baby
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.
Buddy Valastro
Remember, Special, Sweet
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
Lewis Black
Guy
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
Larry David
Funny, Thinking, Wife
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.
Queen Latifah
Sexy, Often, Cute
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.
John Lydon
Christmas, Young, Kids
I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.
Mikhail Baryshnikov
Good, Care, Else
My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.
Chris Brown
Best, Amazing, Nice
When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.'
Kristin Kreuk
Hope, Happy, School
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.
Rachael Ray
Mother, Days, Three
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
Johnny Vegas
Mind, School, Sex
I left school on my 15th birthday.
David Bailey
School, Left
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
Flip Wilson
Teacher, School, Memory
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.
Susan Orlean
Tree, Jewelry, Asked
I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I'd found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.
Emma Watson
Friends, Single, Group
It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution.
Annie Dillard
Bitter, Present, Ironic
I think the best thing about my job is that I have my life documented, which not many people get to have. They have a photo here and there and maybe some video footage from a birthday. My kids will be able to see me growing up.
Kirsten Dunst
Life, Best, Job
I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed.
Gene Tierney
Hollywood, Gave, Needed
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