Funny Quotes From Elf Biography
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Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color?
Buddy
You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa
Buddy
[To fake Santa] You sit on a throne of LIES.
Buddy
Did you hear that?
Buddy
First we'll make snowangels for 2 hours, then we'll to go skating, then we'll eat a roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle!
Buddy
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins [elves gasp]
Buddy
[in a public restroom, looking over the wall into the neighboring stall] Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!
Buddy
Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Buddy
[to wild racoon] Does some one need a hug? (racoon attacks him) I just wanted a hug!
Buddy
This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.
Buddy
First, I went through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest. Then, I went past the twirly, swirly gumdrops. And after that: I went through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Buddy
Morning Sarah, that's a very nice purple dress, it's very purpley
Buddy
Miles Finch: DO NOT PUT ME ON HOLD! (silence in Walter's office) I'll be there tomorrow. 71 degrees.
Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing! Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole! Buddy: Yes there is! Gimbel's Manager: No is not! Buddy: We sing all the time! Gimbel's Manager: No is not Buddy: Especially when we build toys! [Back to Jovie] Buddy: See?
“I’m singing … I’m in a store and I’m singing … I’M IN A STORE AND I’M SINGING!”
“I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.”
“Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.”
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”
“Have you seen these toilets?! THEY’RE GINORMOUS!”
”SANTA!!! OH MY GOD! SANTA’S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!”
“You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa!”
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!”
Why not? He loves the snow. He’s told me 15 times.
Walter
Elf – James Caan
Walter Elf Movie, Love, Movie
1 – Elf Movie Quote by Walter
Walter
I don’t care where you go. I don’t care that you’re an elf! I don’t care that you’re nuts! I don’t care that you’re my son! Get out of my life! Now!
Walter
Elf – James Caan
Walter Elf Movie, Life, Movie, nuts
4 – Elf Movie Quote by Jovie
Jovie
Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
Jovie
Elf – Zooey Deschanel
Jovie Elf Movie, Movie
68 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
You sit on a throne of lies.
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Elf Movie, Movie
9 – Elf Movie Quote by Papa Elf
Papa Elf
Come here, little one. Poppy wants to see you.
Papa Elf
Elf – Bob Newhart
Papa Elf Elf Movie, Movie
12 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
Does somebody need a hug?
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Elf Movie, Movie
66 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Elf Movie, job, Movie
47 – Elf Movie Quote by Santa
Santa from Elf movie
Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
Santa
Elf – Edward Asner
Santa Christmas, Elf Movie, Movie
54 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Christmas, Elf Movie, Movie
49 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
SON of a NUTcracker!
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Elf Movie, Movie
42 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
Oh, I forgot to give you a hug!
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Elf Movie, Movie
67 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Elf Movie, Movie
35 – Elf Movie Quote by Jovie
Jovie
It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee.
Jovie
Elf – Zooey Deschanel
Jovie Elf Movie, Movie
6 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Elf Movie, Movie
13 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
Buddy Elf Movie, liar, Movie
10 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy
Buddy
Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!
Buddy
Elf – Will Ferrell
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