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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Funny Friendship Quotes Biography

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Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.

Friends come and go. Enemies pile up.

You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them.

My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.

It is good when a dog is your friend, but when your friend is a dog…

Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand…

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

I would like to know when someone unfriends me on Facebook, so I could like it.

It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.

Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server.

‘Are you threatening me?’ ‘It depends, if you got scared – yes I am; if not – I’m only warning you…’

I found out about you from my last nightmare.

Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?

I like the sound of you not talking.

Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe

I’m not a Facebook status, you don’t have to like me.

I don‘t care what was said about me. Just tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you.

I found your nose in my business again.

Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name.

Don’t tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you.