Funny Quotes On Girls Biography
source (google.com.pk)
Good girls go straight to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere!
Girls have an unfair advantage over guys: if they don't get smth they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Girls are like mobile phones: they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button - you'll be disconnected!
Good girls = bad girls that never get caught.
There are 2 things an average girl wishes: to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat.
Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude and a lady with a class.
Girl's most beautiful outfit is charisma, the prettiest accessory - smile, and the best pair of heels - confidence.
When a girl tells you that she loves you from the bottom of her heart, this means that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
In every girl there is a goddess.
If a girl asks a question, it's better to tell her back the truth. Maybe girl asks you because she already knows the answer!
How to find out a girl's faults? Try to praise a girl to her girlfriends.
Types Of IT Girls:
HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers everything about you. FOREVER!
RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when she turns around
WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing but at least she's fun
INTERNET GIRL - allways difficult to access
SERVER GIRL - allways busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes terrible things look beautiful
PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she says, 9 are nonsense.
VIRUS GIRL - also known as "wife". She comes when you are not expecting her, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall virus girl you will lose something, but if don't uninstall her - you will lose everything...
Just take a look at these funny women quotes!
“Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.”
― Marilyn Monroe
tags: girl, makeup, world 5779 likes like
Maggie Stiefvater
“I fell for her in summer, my lovely summer girl,
From summer she is made, my lovely summer girl,
I’d love to spend a winter with my lovely summer girl,
But I’m never warm enough for my lovely summer girl,
It’s summer when she smiles, I’m laughing like a child,
It’s the summer of our lives; we’ll contain it for a while
She holds the heat, the breeze of summer in the circle of her hand
I’d be happy with this summer if it’s all we ever had.”
― Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver
tags: girl, grace-brisbane, lyrics, sam-roth, song, summer 1118 likes like
J.K. Rowling
“Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
tags: girl, harry-potter, hermione-granger, ron-weasley 771 likes like
Jess C. Scott
“The human body is the best work of art.”
― Jess C. Scott
tags: art, beauty, body, body-image, dancer, desire, fashion, fitness, food-for-thought, funny, girl, hip-hop, honesty, humor, humour, lust, lust-for-life, passion, young, young-adult, young-adults, youth 640 likes like
J.M. Barrie
“One girl is worth more use than 20 boys.”
― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
tags: boy, girl 505 likes like
Jess C. Scott
“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
― Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
tags: body, books, cool, culture, desire, emotion, friendship, funny, girl, honesty, humor, humour, imagination, individuality, life, love, music, novel, passion, reality, relationships, romance, self, sex, technology, truth, wisdom, young, youth 476 likes like
Jess C. Scott
“I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?”
― Jess C. Scott, Wicked Lovely
tags: body, cool, desire, erotic, erotica, funny, girl, honesty, humor, humour, incest, love, lust, passion, relationships, romance, sex, sexuality, sister, taboo, truth, wisdom 466 likes like
Jess C. Scott
“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
― Jess C. Scott
tags: beauty, body, body-image, culture, dance, dancer, desire, fashion, fitness, food, food-for-thought, friendship, funny, girl, health, healthy, hip-hop, honesty, humor, humour, imagination, individuality, life, love, lust-for-life, music, novel, passion, reality, relationships, self, sex, truth, wisdom, young, young-adult, young-adult-fiction, young-adult-literature, young-adult-novels, young-adults, youth 397 likes like
Erica Jong
“The greatest feminists have also been the greatest lovers. I'm thinking not only of Mary Wollstonecraft and her daughter Mary Shelley, but of Anais Nin, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and of course Sappho. You cannot divide creative juices from human juices. And as long as juicy women are equated with bad women, we will err on the side of being bad.”
― Erica Jong
tags: anais, bad, erica, girl, good, jong, lovers, nin, sexuality, women 370 likes like
Tom Leveen
“I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.”
― Tom Leveen, Party
tags: class, girl, life, party, school, suicide 350 likes like
Marissa Meyer
“I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.”
― Marissa Meyer, Cinder
tags: cinder, cyborg, girl, humor, marissa-meyer 344 likes like
Jarod Kintz
“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.
”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
tags: absurd, beautiful, beauty, bizarre, corpse, dating, death, funny, girl, humor, marilyn-monroe, odd, smile, strange, weird 320 likes like
Jess C. Scott
“My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.”
― Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
tags: body, books, cool, culture, desire, emotion, friendship, funny, girl, honesty, humor, humour, imagination, individuality, life, love, music, novel, passion, reality, relationships, romance, self, sex, technology, truth, wisdom, young, youth 312 likes like
“Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this?”
― K-Ske Hasegawa, Ballad of a Shinigami, Vol. 1
tags: cat, crap, dead, death, girl, god, life, meaning, momo, souls, suicide, useless, white 186 likes like
“A woman's destiny, they say, is not fulfilled until she holds in her arms her own little book.”
― Caroline Mytinger, Headhunting In The Solomon Islands: Around The Coral Sea
tags: books, destiny, girl, woman, women 181 likes like
Jess C. Scott
“Please, touch me, I pray.”
― Jess C. Scott, The Intern
tags: desire, friendship, funny, girl, hip-hop, honesty, humor, humour, imagination, individuality, life, love, lust, lust-for-life, music, novel, passion, reality, relationships, romance, self, sex, truth, wisdom, young, young-adult, young-adult-fiction, young-adult-literature, young-adult-novels, young-adults 180 likes like
Tamora Pierce
“You're more trouble than you're worth."
"I'm a girl. That's my job.”
― Tamora Pierce, Street Magic
tags: briar, evvy, girl, girls, trouble 169 likes like
Miranda Kenneally
“You know, there's no more dangerous creature on Earth than the teenage girl.”
― Miranda Kenneally, Catching Jordan
tags: girl, teen 148 likes like
W.B. Yeats
“THAT crazed girl improvising her music.
Her poetry, dancing upon the shore,
Her soul in division from itself
Climbing, falling She knew not where,
Hiding amid the cargo of a steamship,
Her knee-cap broken, that girl I declare
A beautiful lofty thing, or a thing
Heroically lost, heroically found.
No matter what disaster occurred
She stood in desperate music wound,
Wound, wound, and she made in her triumph
Where the bales and the baskets lay
No common intelligible sound
But sang, 'O sea-starved, hungry sea”
― W.B. Yeats, The Collected Poems
tags: beautiful-creatures, found, girl, hungry, ireland, lost, music, sea, song, sound, stargirl, wounds 145 likes like
Libba Bray
“No one asks how or what I am doing. They could not care less. We’re all looking glasses, we girls, existing only to reflect their images back to them as they’d like to be seen. Hollow vessels of girls to be rinsed of our own ambitions, wants, and opinions, just waiting to be filled with the cool, tepid water of gracious compliance.
A fissure forms in the vessel. I’m cracking open.”
― Libba Bray, A Great and Terrible Beauty
tags: crack, gemma-doyle, girl, mirage, society 141 likes like
Anna Godbersen
“Love is all right, as things go, but lovers can be a terrible waste of a girl's time.”
― Anna Godbersen, Bright Young Things
tags: girl, love, lovers 113 likes like
Scott Westerfeld
“I'm a girl."
When Deryn opened her eyes, the lady boffin was staring at her with no change of expression.
"Indeed," she said.
Deryn's mouth feel open. "You mean you...Did you barking know?"
"I had no idea at all. But I make it a policy never to appear surprised." Dr. Barlow sighed, staring out the window. "Though on this occasion, it is proving rather more demanding than usual. A girl, you say? And you're quite certain?”
― Scott Westerfeld, Goliath
tags: barlow, certainty, deryn, girl, goliath, leviathant, scott-westerfeld, sharp 78 likes like
Jess C. Scott
“I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?”
― Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
tags: body, books, cool, culture, desire, emotion, friendship, funny, girl, honesty, humor, humour, imagination, individuality, life, love, music, novel, passion, reality, relationships, romance, self, sex, technology, truth, wisdom, young, youth 67 likes like
Jarod Kintz
“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted.
”
― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
tags: age, funny, girl, height, humor, leopard, woman 52 likes like
Omar Tyree
“sometime hate is just confused love!”
― Omar Tyree
tags: confused, flyy-girl, girl, love, omartyree 51 likes like
Karl Lagerfeld
“I want everyone to wear what they want and mix it in their own way. That, to me, is what is modern.”
― Karl Lagerfeld
tags: chanel, clothes, clothing, designer, fashion, girl, image, karl-lagerfeld, look, mix, modern, own, quote, quotes, style, way, wear, woman, women 50 likes like
Cynthia Voigt
“She couldn’t get any farther away inside from her skin. She couldn’t get away.”
― Cynthia Voigt, When She Hollers
tags: angst, girl, incest, rape, skin, teen 47 likes like
Libba Bray
“I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.”
― Libba Bray, Beauty Queens
tags: bikini, bikini-wax, funny, girl, girls, girly, humor, humour, shaving 44 likes like
Patrick Ness
“Spackle!” Manchee barks, tho he’s too chicken to attack now that I’ve held back. “Spackle! Spackle! Spackle!”
“Shut up, Manchee,” I say.
“Spackle!”
“I said shut up!” I shout, which stops him.
“Spackle?” Manchee says, unsure of things now.
I swallow, trying to get rid of the pressure in my throat, the unbelieveable sadness that comes and comes as I look at it looking back at me. Knowledge is dangerous and men lie and the world keeps changing, whether I want it to or not.
Cuz, it ain’t a Spackle.
“It’s a girl,” I say.
It’s a girl.”
― Patrick Ness, The Knife of Never Letting Go
tags: girl, manchee, spackle, todd 40 likes like
Amy Garvey
“I am the kid who sticks her finger in the light socket. I am the person who doesn't check the expiration date on the milk. I am the idiot who has never looked before she leaped. I am the girl who is falling apart, right now.”
― Amy Garvey, Cold Kiss
No comments:
Post a Comment