Funny Christmas Quotes Biography
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I love singing Christmas carols. I know every harmony to every music-hall Christmas song.
Zooey Deschanel
Love, Song, Singing
There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season.
Ernest Istook
Religion, Holiday, Season
Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion.
Ralph W. Sockman
Religion, Art, Science
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
Mary Ellen Chase
Mind, Children, State
I love being home at Christmastime.
Ashley Tisdale
Love, Home
I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten years. I used to go to bed to try and go to sleep to try and make it go faster.
Andrea Arnold
Time, Remember, Sleep
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
Charles Dudley Warner
Lies, Value, Gift
Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.
Frances Wright
Period, Pets, Expand
My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family.
Julie Roberts
Family, Simple
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.
Chris Van Allsburg
True, Culture, Old
At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.
Kevin Richardson
Special, House, Marie
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.
Stephen Leacock
Spirit, Essence, Turns
There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.
Kristen Wiig
Laugh, Sweater
Christmas is a time of year that's so romantic.
Katharine McPhee
Time, Romantic, Year
In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. We open our home to those who are alone on this holiday to spread some warmth into the life of another.
Jeff Miller
Life, Alone, Society
'A Christmas Story' has always meant a lot to me personally.
Peter Billingsley
Story, Meant, Personally
I save every Christmas card. I keep them all.
Alison Sweeney
Keep, Save, Card
Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!
Phyllis McGinley
Time, Please, Dime
I love giving gifts and I love receiving them. I really like giving little kids extravagant gifts. You see their little faces light up and they get excited. If it's a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands.
Gina Gershon
Love, Good, Giving
Coming from Chicago, I like a white Christmas.
Dennis Franz
Coming, White, Chicago
I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.
Frank Butler
Behind, Lent
Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
Bryan White
Time, Happy, Matter
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
Marcelene Cox
Children, Election, Getting
I love the excitement, the childlike spirit of innocence and just about everything that goes along with Christmas.
Hillary Scott
Love, Spirit, Excitement
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
Mo Rocca
Goodness, Stuffed, Stocking
The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.
Olivia Williams
Best, Husband, Whatever
Christmas is taken very seriously in this household. I believe in Father Christmas, and there's no way I'd do anything to undermine that belief.
Carol Ann Duffy
Father, Seriously, Belief
People say I don't write books, I make Christmas presents.
Bryce Courtenay
Books, Presents
We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
War, Home, Whole
It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
Home, Talking, Whole
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck
Morning, Child, Awake
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
Time, Government, Kids
When you give up yourself, that's when you will feel the true spirit of Christmas. And that's giving that's serving others and that's when you feel fulfilled.
Joel Osteen
Yourself, True, Others
I just think that it's strong and it's important that we recognize what the Christmas season is about; it's about the birth of our Savior, and there's a lot of pressure today to be politically correct ,but people are realizing, too, that you have to be open to express your faith what you want believe.
Joel Osteen
Faith, Today, Strong
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Jimmy Cannon
Lonely, Holiday, Rejected
In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea.
Richard Bach
Become, Idea, United
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard
Spirit, Next, Tears
Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.
Orson Welles
Fall, Old, Off
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
Funny, Time, Lose
Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Richard Roeper
Thanksgiving, Away, Week
I was nine or 10 years old and my father was sacked on Christmas Day. He was a manager, the results had not been good, he lost a game on December 22 or 23. On Christmas Day, the telephone rang and he was sacked in the middle of our lunch.
Jose Mourinho
Good, Father, Game
I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.
Clarence Clemons
Train, Saxophone, Electric
I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality - you're told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things.
Richard Dawkins
Father, Accept, Tell
My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.
Jim Carrey
Time, Alone, Mother
You have to remind kids to stay connected to the meaning of Christmas. Sometimes it takes a little bit of effort, but it's so worth it.
Caroline Kennedy
Sometimes, Kids, Worth
I know that a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania is about the most random place for a country singer to come from, but I had an awesome childhood.
Taylor Swift
Awesome, Place, Childhood
Christmas morning, I'm going to open presents with my kids. I'm going to take pictures of them opening the presents. Then I'm going to come to the Staples Center and get ready to work.
Kobe Bryant
Work, Morning, Kids
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
Alice Cooper
Morning, School, End
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
Douglas Coupland
Sad, Makes, Twice
'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.
Harry Connick, Jr.
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